sweet giler lagu ni... tapi sapa tak boleh ajak bergurau, serious 24jam, dengar lirik jenaka lagu ni mau pengsan.
apa pun out of topik kejap...
(gambar selingan je...ni masa pagi2 buta aku kat Donington Park untuk jadual hari sabtu , makan sambil mendangok dekat ngan mainstage download festival, gini la bila takde orang pagi2 buta, malam tu waktu Maiden main rasanya 90,000 orang atau lebih diri depan pentas ni.. Menggerunkan ler untuk aku ye tak? dah la aku asyik teringat tahun 1988 ada 2 orang mati, dan ramai cedera.. ialah pasal paling takut lumpur, ramai2 terjerumus dan saling timpa menimpa dan takut sapa2 panik ye tak, tiap kali hujan renyai2 turun, korang kena paham la cuaca kat tempat gini cam mana kan, aku pun suspens walau semua satu kepala kan. Tapi mungkin aku sorang je la JAKUN dan TERUJA. Orang lain semua dah biasa la kan benda2 gini, aku je sorang bukit, haha. Mungkin tiket jual 100,000 untuk hari sabtu tapi mesti ada yang kat pentas lain,
walau kesombongan Maiden terserlah ngan arahan mereka, kalau mereka main, pentas kedua kena shut-down haha.
Walau aku rasa dorang tak mau ada apa2 kebocoran bunyi, dah la angin rintang memang teruk, pasal dekat jugak ni dua pentas. Dan memang dorang buat rakaman dvd malam tu, tak tau la untuk dipasarkan ke tak, walau BBC ada tunjuk tiga pro-shot kat tv Britain. Kalau korang tengok pro-shot festival ni untuk tahun 2013, korang perasan band2 lain cam Alice In Chains ke hapa ke, kamera biasa2 je, tapi Maiden, siap ngan HELICOPTER terbang kat atas satu show tu. Rakam suasana persembahan dan peminat 90,000 tu dari atas. Dan of course SPITFIRE Aces High terbang rendah atas sebelum lagu pertama dorang. GEMPAK GILER! Terngangah aku, kalau lalat masuk pun aku tak perasan agaknya haha.
boleh dorang letak UFO band pertama buat persembahan ikut jadual hari tu untuk pentas utama, jumlah semua pentas kat kawasan yang besar macam airport runaway dan terminal ni ada 5. Kongajar kan?.,
dah la aku NGANTUK, pagi2 buta dah kena naik bas dari Derby datang sini, LAPAR lak tu,..., tu aku ngah makan Fish & Chips. Ni jam belum ramai orang, rasanya ni jam kul 10.00am, UFO main kul 11.00am. Rasanya ramai orang semua masih tidur la haha.
Yang barrier depan tu bukan depan pentas, ada lagi satu kawasan belah depan. Dia memang banyak barrier buat untuk kurangkan tekanan. Masa Maiden tengah main, bukan je perempuan, lelaki pun cuba carik jalan keluar, mungkin dorang panik kot ramai2 gitu sesak2, ngan tekanan dia tu tak tahan. PRESSURE giler. Ada pompuan masa cuba keluar dari ramai2 berpuluh2 ribu tu nangis2.
Memang menggerunkan la, hujan renyai2 lak tu, aku memang takut gelincir je, kalau dah beribu2 orang berasak sampai bergelincir pasal lumpur, memang bahaya. Nyawa orang wei..
Keselamatan memang diberi keutamaan tempat2 gini. Sebelah Kiri tu korang nampak barrier tu sebenarnya pembahagi keselamatan bahagian tengah, jadi korang bayangkan berapa besar kawasan depan pentas pertama.
Ada satu orang Canada, dia datang kul 10.00am tu, dia gi depan tu, dia peluk barrier paling depan pentas tu, dia tak berganjak, tak makan, tak minum, pasal kalau tak perlu pergi toilet kan??
Dia tak berganjak dia berpaut, pasal dia nak paling depan masa Maiden headline malam, berapa kali security staff semua nak pikul dia keluar dari situ pasal dia kena lanyak teruk, tapi dia tetap berpaut kat situ....
Besok pagi aku tengha duk kat bus-stop, dia sapa aku dan dia cerita kat aku... aku tengok kesian dia jalan sampai tempang2, tapi tu la dah minat ye tak?)
OKAYY... Sebenarnya.. aku nak cerita pasal lagu band Jerman, Edguy baru. Nama lagu dia ENGLAND. Baru je keluar tapi youtube dah berlambak dah...
Lagu ni sangat sweet sangat, rentak perlahan, tapi kelakar lawak giler...
Boleh? England cipta Masakan India??
ada Mr Bean, ada Braveheart nye wayang, ada ambik penalty pasal England kan kalau penalty shoot-out selalu lemau, ada Gary Lineker, ada banding2 ngan bandar lain..
Orang Peranchis ada Paris,
Rome ada Pope,
tapi England ada Steve Harris. haha. Adoi.
tapi paling best, England ada Steve Harris, England ada Bruce Dickinson, England ada Iron Maiden... haha. Lirik tak boleh accept.
ENGLAND - Edguy
Bonus track from "Space Police - Defenders of the Crown",
2014.
[Music & Lyrics by Tobias Sammet]
It's been a long time since I've been with you
You may be grey-green
but matchless and wide
I wanted to sniff every inch of you
Went to Birmingham New Street
to take a ride
Over aqueducts on a suspiciously panting train
High on Diesel fumes I pondered on my way
I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compares to you, England
Cause England's got Steve Harris
England, I know
I may have explained it somewhere before
but I swear it wasn't my idea
to contrive that silly way
Okay, I've got to admit
this was, uhm, an improper try of a joke
but it rhymed and talking humour:
You've got to know I'm just anosser (wtf?!) German bloke
Who loves afternoon tea?
and Bob Catley and Mr. Bean
WHo loves to buy miniature phone booths
and cute little snow globes raining snow
On a cute little queen
Mostly you're jolly
At times you're frustrated, England
Then rest assured:
I also think penalty shootouts are highly overrated
Vienna has got Mozart
Chopin they had in Paris (kind of)
The Catholics got the Pope
England's got the Beatles
and even more so:
England's got Steve Harris
(solo)
England's got Steve Harris
and if that wasn't enough for you
England's got Bruce Dickinson
and of on top of it - the other ones
and Iron Maiden too, yes it's true
Vienna's got the Mozart ball
The Frenchies they got Paris
In Rome they got the pope
who in turn they don't have in England
but England's got Steve Harris
I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compared to you, England
Cause you got the magic bullet
England's got Steve Harris
(spoken)
England - inventors of Def Leppard
Shakespeare
Indian food, Gary Lineker
That bloke who did away with Braveheart
Et cetera.. and so forth.. good night.
[Music & Lyrics by Tobias Sammet]
It's been a long time since I've been with you
You may be grey-green
but matchless and wide
I wanted to sniff every inch of you
Went to Birmingham New Street
to take a ride
Over aqueducts on a suspiciously panting train
High on Diesel fumes I pondered on my way
I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compares to you, England
Cause England's got Steve Harris
England, I know
I may have explained it somewhere before
but I swear it wasn't my idea
to contrive that silly way
Okay, I've got to admit
this was, uhm, an improper try of a joke
but it rhymed and talking humour:
You've got to know I'm just anosser (wtf?!) German bloke
Who loves afternoon tea?
and Bob Catley and Mr. Bean
WHo loves to buy miniature phone booths
and cute little snow globes raining snow
On a cute little queen
Mostly you're jolly
At times you're frustrated, England
Then rest assured:
I also think penalty shootouts are highly overrated
Vienna has got Mozart
Chopin they had in Paris (kind of)
The Catholics got the Pope
England's got the Beatles
and even more so:
England's got Steve Harris
(solo)
England's got Steve Harris
and if that wasn't enough for you
England's got Bruce Dickinson
and of on top of it - the other ones
and Iron Maiden too, yes it's true
Vienna's got the Mozart ball
The Frenchies they got Paris
In Rome they got the pope
who in turn they don't have in England
but England's got Steve Harris
I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compared to you, England
Cause you got the magic bullet
England's got Steve Harris
(spoken)
England - inventors of Def Leppard
Shakespeare
Indian food, Gary Lineker
That bloke who did away with Braveheart
Et cetera.. and so forth.. good night.
5 comments:
damn, kelakar siot lagu Edguy ni hahaha....
Hahah..lawak siot.Edguy ni femes gak kat blah europe.selalu jugak kuar kat metal hammer cite diorang ni
lirik best. lagu pun best.
sedap lagu ni...lirik memang lejen...heheh...nyanyi pun dah stail bruce....
Cause England's got Steve Harris!
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